Wow, That Really Sucks

There’s a right way to siphon gas from your car.
It doesn’t involve a vacuum cleaner.

I Think We All Knew This Day Was Coming: Nazi Racoons

Nazi racoons on warpath | The Sun |News.
Bonus: Stalin Crabs.

‘Jesus Christ’ Found Drunk and Nude in Florida

While it’s funny that this happened in Florida, it’s even funnier that the story in the Florida-based site has it ’s facts mixed-up.
The Headline says the man is celebrating his 32nd birthday, but the article says it’s his 23rd. (of course they may have fixed it by the time you click-through…)

Time Lapsed Nature

This one is pretty cool, courtesy of Transbuddha.

Which reminds me a lot of this video from Zero 7:

Punk Rocker Jailed for ‘Social Dangerousness’

For those about to rock, we salute you.

Suge Knight, High as a Kite, Holdin’ a Knife, That Ain’t Right!

Let’s just say this is one man I wouldn’t want to drop the soap around in prison.
When police arrived on the scene they saw Knight standing over her with a knife in his hand. He was taken to the Clark County Detention Center where officers found Ecstacy and Hydrocodone in his possession.