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“It Grosses Me Out To See Men Buy Toilet Paper…”
Posted on September 28, 2008 by The Daily Turd
Sunday Secrets from PostSecret
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Double Meat, Sir!
Posted on September 28, 2008 by The Daily Turd
“Keith Olbermann” issues a special comment on yesterday’s lunch.
Michael “Olbermann” Terry is a New York based comedian.
For more videos from Micheal, visit:
You Tube: mcquade71
Micheal Terry Official Site
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Captain’s Log, Stardate: Caturday
Posted on September 27, 2008 by The Daily Turd
It’s Caturday on Fark
September 27, 2008
FARK Caturday Thread
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You’re Doing It Wrong
Posted on September 26, 2008 by The Daily Turd
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Dude, Where’s My Penis?
Posted on September 26, 2008 by Mr. Bitterness
Now that’s a bad day.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
I would think that goes without saying…
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So That’s What Guys Talk About In There!
Posted on September 25, 2008 by The Daily Turd
Overheard coming from inside the men’s room at work:
“Was it a floater or a sinker?”
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One of Those Days…
Posted on September 25, 2008 by Mr. Bitterness
garfield minus garfield
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Man Charged for Farting on Cop
Posted on September 25, 2008 by Mr. Bitterness
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.
Man charged with battery [...]
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