Mary Ann’s Marijuana

Seems Mary Ann of Gilligan’s island was recently busted for marijuana possession. No word on whether or not they got the Professor.
Here’s Fark Tv’s take on how it went down:

Man Wears Lingerie Before Picking Up His Children…

The court heard how Lamb, 40, of The Meadows, Hambleton, near Selby, would dress up in stockings, a basque, and suspender belt under his work clothes of a shirt, jumper and trousers, on his day job as a self-employed pest controller.
Lamb admitted that on more than 50 occasions during May and November 2007, he would [...]

Fish Found in Boy’s Penis?

Really.
Also, this just in: there’s a publication of some kind called ‘Practical Fishkeeping’.
I don’t mind people keeping fish, it’s just the people that are so damned impractical about it! At last, a magazine for me…