No Topless Female Midget Wrestling!

Or you’ll lose your Liquor license.
Brought to you by the “Micro Wrestling Foundation“.
Man, those look like some tough midgets!

Price of Gas Hits… Drug Dealers!

Man, I guess things really are tough all-over!
A cocaine-dealer recently added a fuel surcharge for his services, which he tried to charge the police to whom he was selling the drugs.