Become a Pants Man

What time is it when your bottom feels strange?
Find out in this informative Japanese potty training video.

World’s Hairiest Ears

You’re Doing it Wrong…

Haven’t had time to post lately, and apparently the wife has lost interest (in the blog).
In any case, this should hold you.
Palin is like the retarded kid in the neighborhood: you know you shouldn’t be laughing at her, bless her little heart, but it’s just so god-damned funny.

Dear. God. No.

Do not want!

Cocaine Jesus!

YES!
This is perhaps the perfect solution for those who find themselves struggling to get to church Sunday morning. This is relijeyun I can get excited about! I just gots to HAVE IT NOW!!!!

(what would cocaine jesus do?)

Walker Anti-Theft Device

Street Installations

Somewhere to Put Your Pen

You can buy this handy little item here, if for some reason you are so inclined…

You Call This Outreach?

Worst. Haunted. House. EVAR.
(Hey Florida, s’up?)

Pay Attention Alannis…

…THIS is irony (don’t ya think?)

Shadowplay (music video)

Joy Division cover from The Killers album – Sawdust

Also featured in the movie Control