Listerine and Jesus Juice

“I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little”

Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties

Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels.
Wish I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that story.

Man accused of igniting sleeping man’s pants

Burning Man…
Surprisingly, alcohol involved.