Dude, Where’s My Penis?

Now that’s a bad day.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
I would think that goes without saying…

Man Tries to Amputate His Own Arm

Cocaine.

Trespasser Sues Amtrak for His Electrocution

Bonus Quote:
Amtrak “should have known that persons trespassed” in the South Station area where Hopkins was found, he and his parents contend in court papers.
ZAPPED AMTRAK TRESPASSER SUES – New York Post.