Cocaine Jesus!

YES!
This is perhaps the perfect solution for those who find themselves struggling to get to church Sunday morning. This is relijeyun I can get excited about! I just gots to HAVE IT NOW!!!!

(what would cocaine jesus do?)

Price of Gas Hits… Drug Dealers!

Man, I guess things really are tough all-over!
A cocaine-dealer recently added a fuel surcharge for his services, which he tried to charge the police to whom he was selling the drugs.

Man Tries to Amputate His Own Arm

Cocaine.