You Call This Outreach?

Worst. Haunted. House. EVAR.
(Hey Florida, s’up?)

Inflation Hitting Strippers?

Individuals wanting to strip for money in Palm Beach County, Fla., may soon pay four times as much for an official work card, a county official says.
via 55KRC – THE Talk Station

Jesus Spotted on French Toast

Troy Eckonen was eating breakfast at Mack’s Cafe in Pompano Beach last Tuesday when he spotted Jesus’ face on his last piece of French toast.
South Florida Man Finds Jesus in his Toast | Firstcoastnews.com | Florida

Naked Dog-Walker Tasered

Link…
Bonus Quote:
Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog

Woman Finds SUV in Pool

…Two people still inside.
Bizarre.
The homeowner came home at about 2 p.m. to take her dog out and noticed a statue in her patio was missing, and that’s when she discovered the SUV in the pool.

‘Jesus Christ’ Found Drunk and Nude in Florida

While it’s funny that this happened in Florida, it’s even funnier that the story in the Florida-based site has it ’s facts mixed-up.
The Headline says the man is celebrating his 32nd birthday, but the article says it’s his 23rd. (of course they may have fixed it by the time you click-through…)