If self-love is a sin, this little doggy’s going to hell.

You Tube: “ARTIE BARNES comes up with yet another enormous HIT SONG idea! How does he do it?! He is seen jumping around his room. The room is a shrine to Jim Morrison & The Doors. As it should be. Artie’s red couch is also seen here, where he spends his days and nights having sex. By himself.”