Dude, Where’s My Penis?

Now that’s a bad day.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
I would think that goes without saying…

Fish Found in Boy’s Penis?

Really.
Also, this just in: there’s a publication of some kind called ‘Practical Fishkeeping’.
I don’t mind people keeping fish, it’s just the people that are so damned impractical about it! At last, a magazine for me…

Arguing About Penis Size Can Get You Killed…

It always starts with a dick joke. Next thing you know 3 people are dead, 2 are in critical condition.
It’s a tale as old as time…