Overheard coming from inside the men’s room at work:
“Was it a floater or a sinker?”
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So That’s What Guys Talk About In There!
Posted on September 25, 2008 by The Daily Turd
Jesus On A Stick
Posted on September 23, 2008 by The Daily Turd
My friend’s son is in elementary school. His class is studying about the California Missions. My friend accompanies her son on a field trip to tour a local mission.
Mounted on the front outer wall of the mission is a large crucifix.
There, within earshot of the many tourists and parents, her son looks up at her [...]
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The Scent Of A Whore
Posted on September 21, 2008 by The Daily Turd
A friend describing a new set of candles she recently received as a gift:
“They smell like they belong in a hooker’s bathroom…so I put them in my bathroom.”
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