Man Charged for Farting on Cop

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.
Man charged with battery [...]

Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties

Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels.
Wish I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that story.

Man Ram’s Police Car, Police Shoot Him

His Girlfriend: I Was On The Hood of Car Voluntarily
“I was scared that he was leaving,” said Peters. “I love him with everything that I have and I didn’t want him to leave, and I thought he was leaving, so I jumped on the car to try and stop him and it just backfired.”
No word [...]

Price of Gas Hits… Drug Dealers!

Man, I guess things really are tough all-over!
A cocaine-dealer recently added a fuel surcharge for his services, which he tried to charge the police to whom he was selling the drugs.

This Weeks Mugshots from The Smoking Gun

Mug Shot Karma – September 12, 2008

If You Steal a Gorilla, Don’t Submit it to You Tube

Epic Fail!.

Smoking Guns Mugshots of the Week…

Gridirons And Jail Cells – September 5, 2008

Burgler Did More Than Burgle

Man charged for burglary, ‘touching’ victim
Bonus Quote:
…and then licked the victim’s ear while she was sleeping

That’s Really Shitty

Messy End For Suspect Trapped In Portable Toilet.

Trespasser Sues Amtrak for His Electrocution

Bonus Quote:
Amtrak “should have known that persons trespassed” in the South Station area where Hopkins was found, he and his parents contend in court papers.
ZAPPED AMTRAK TRESPASSER SUES – New York Post.