You’re Doing it Wrong…

Haven’t had time to post lately, and apparently the wife has lost interest (in the blog).
In any case, this should hold you.
Palin is like the retarded kid in the neighborhood: you know you shouldn’t be laughing at her, bless her little heart, but it’s just so god-damned funny.

Dude, Where’s My Penis?

Now that’s a bad day.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
I would think that goes without saying…

Man Ram’s Police Car, Police Shoot Him

His Girlfriend: I Was On The Hood of Car Voluntarily
“I was scared that he was leaving,” said Peters. “I love him with everything that I have and I didn’t want him to leave, and I thought he was leaving, so I jumped on the car to try and stop him and it just backfired.”
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Random Band Names

Occasionally in day-to-day life, you’ll hear a word or a phrase that would just make a good band name. Today’s Random band name is actually the search term that someone entered in order to find this blog:
White Trash Stupid
The new album is supposed to rock!